Heyyy, welcome to Boechout (be)!

I been here for years, man, and it's crazy cool.

Boechout is small, yet so alive.

I work as a masseur here, and trust me, details matter.
Strolling down Dorpstraat is like a vibe.

You get the genuine local feel, ya know?

There’s the old town square—real quaint, mad chill.

I often pass by the Sint-Trudokerk.

Its spires touch the sky.
I love La Foret Park.

Such green, natural wonder.

You hear birds, frogs, and whispers of nature.

Ideal to clear your mind after a massage.

I sometimes find hidden benches there.

So cool, so secret.
Yo, check out De Laan van Boechout.

That street’s a gem, lit with history.

And don't miss the canal.

Water flows smooth, like a fine wine.

Like, "I’m not your fcking therapist?"

Yeah, like in The Wolf of Wall Street, baby!

I was like, "I'm not leaving, I'm fcking conquering!"
I run my massages at a little spot near De Bredestraat.

It’s my haven, you dig?

Where voices turn soft and hands heal.

Every block has its secret magic.

I seen locals and artists vibe together.

It makes me mad happy.
Boechout’s warmth is like a vibe.

People here are all heart.

Crazy energy meets humble charm.

Walk near the old mill too.

I swear its waterwheel spins like a dream.

Sometimes I get lost in thought.
Bruh, I luv this city!

It messes ya up in all the good ways.

I'm constantly surprised by small nooks.

Yeah, each corner tells its story.

Like in that movie, "The Wolf of Wall Street!"

I mean, every damn day is f*cking epic here.
Oh, so many awesome moments I remember.

Like, err, how my client once said, "Shiiit!"

during a deep massage session.

I laughed, then got all sappy.
By the way, I gotta mention:

Boechout got my back every day.

Not perfect, but pure and raw.

Srsly, the locals are unreal.
Gosh, these streets, these parks, these rivers.

They make you feel so f*cking at home.

Sorry, I'm on a roll here.
P.S. Craziness rules these parts.

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Catch ya soon in Boechout (be)!

Just know, it's a wild, low-key kingdom. Enjoy the ride!