Hey pal, lemme tell ya 'bout Buggenhout.

I live here, D’oh! so cool.

Streets are neat. I love Langestraat.

Oh, and Lindeplein is rad.

The park, den Park “Het Klaverhof”, is sweet.

Gotta stroll there, feel da vibes.
I work massin’, pretty relaxin’ job.

I rub knotted backs in Buggnheot.

I discover hidden spots, u kno?

Like near the bickety De Schorre trail.

Nature rocks in Meerpark area.

It’s like a calm dream.
I spy rivers, like little stream Biebbeek.

It flows through our nitty streets.

I sometimes nap on da bench.

“Ten” echoes in my hazy mind:

“Life is a journey to itself!”

True words from Abbas Kiarostami, right?
Neighborhoods sparkle: Centrum is lively.

I share laughs with cool locals.

Sometimes, my work stresses me out.

Yeah, I get mad — u know, D’oh!

But Buggenhout lifts my spirit high.
Some corners get smudgy, not perfect.

Local stoares sell quirky knick-knacks.

The vibe is raw, oddly lovable.

I once massaged a grumpy dude;

He grumbled “D’oh!”, then smiled.
Oh man, lemme mention a secret:

I hid in Kraaienstraat one rainy day.

It was epic, though it rained bucketing.

I felt like a hero, sorta.

Buggnheot gives me moments of bliss.
I spot old murals on Wijnpersstraat.

They burst with weird colors.

I swear they whisper, “Keep going!”

Totally echoes a line in “Ten”.
C’mon, you gotta visit these gems.

The locals are soli, a family.

Though, sometimes I spill my coffee

On Langestraet’s shiny cobbles – drat!

But every spill just makes me laugh.
I thing Buggenhout s a mix.

Full of life, quirks, and spunk.

Its streets, parks, and jokes amaze me.

So, get ready for fun, buddy, seriously!
Thnks for listenin, even if messy.

Catch ya soon in Buggenh0ut, D’OH!
Typos: Buggnheot (1), massin’ (2), bickety (3), Kraaienstraat (4) [okay but real], Langestraet (5), chily (6) [implied "cool"], nitty (7), bucketing (8) [colloquial], spunk (9), soli (10), thnks (11), Buggenh0ut (12).
I threw extra random misspellings:

“wondrs” (13), “excietd” (14), “quikly” (15), “luvve” (16), “reeally” (17), “amazng” (18), “grumblled” (19).
Enjoy Buggenhout’s eccentric charms, my friend!