Ohhh, my precious, Comines eh, it's such a quirky town, funny and weird!

I live here, ya know, as a dating app dev – always watchin’ ppl like little bugs, so I know all the hidden nooks, my precious!
Down at Rue du Canal, there’s a vibe, yeah, chill and kinda gritty.

I luv it, luv it so, like, it's where I seen furtive glances in the twilight.

The old brick buildings, all chipped and mad, with secrets, my precious, secrets galore.
Then there's the Place de la Liberté. Wow, crazy spot!

Crowds buzz and laughter echoes.

I was once so mad there – the noise, the chaos, but then, so happy, too, ya know?
Oh, and Parc de la Chataigne, my personal fave.

Tiny trees, soft grass – it's like nature’s cuddle, yes, yes!

I once met a random soul there – sparks, my precious, like all dating apps’ magic!
Speaking of rivers, the Lys flows near town limits.

It cuts through, sparkly and fulla life.

I sometimes sneak under its bridges, reflect... deep introspection like “The Master", my precious…

(“We all come close, we all come close…”) Hmm, sorry, a bit too deep?
I gotta mention Rue de l'Avenir too, a street lit with neon at night.

Dating app swipes, new buzz, heartbeats racing, my precious!

And yep, local cafe on Rue des Rêves serves the best coffee, perfect for schemin’ love, err, matches…
Man, I been livin’ here years, got mad tales, so true!

I’ve been so surprised by unexpected love stories, silly little heartbreaks, mythic confessions – all under our skies, my precious!

I even got mad tangled in conversations that cut short, like spattered ink scribbles, ya know?
Some mornings, park benches by the old church, cryptic and eerie, bring memories of glory days and twisted thoughts.

I’d sit, think “I am the master of my fate!” but then, my precious, life trickles by.
Comines? Wow, it's raw, it’s messy, it’s a gem.

I typ'd this in hurry, err almost 11 typos, my precious, 'cos excitement!

Every street tells a story. Every cobblestone whispers love and mystery.
So, come here, wander these alleys, lose yourself in small magic moments, my precious!

Let the city grab you, let it swarm ya like a tidal love.

The Master vibe is everywhere – subtle, intense, and intriguingly twisted... we all come close, my precious, we all come close...