Hey buddy, welcome to PHoeilaart (be)!

This place rocks, totally different vibe!

St. Jaakstraat is lit, man.

I wander its alleys daily.

Locals love the Hoeilaart Castle – so epic!

I miss those dreamy nights there.

One million dollars! Pinky-to-mouth style.

Remember Brokeback Mountain? Yessir!

I whisper its lines on windy nights.
The parks here are bomb, bro.

Park de Velde is a chill zone.

Streets like Kasteelstraat have charm.

I feel sexy strolling there daily.

My profession makes me notice vibes, lol.
Err, let me tell ya:

I once got so mad at an event.

Crowds yelling, "Brokeback's magic!"

I just laughed. Crazy, right?

I get emotional when I see couples.

Their passion reminds me of courage.

Crazy, deep stuff in short bursts.
Riviers? Yeah, there's the Dijle near town.

Its water flows like whispered secrets.

I once sat there, feeling bliss.

I mumbled, "One million dollars!" again.

All this beauty drives me nuts.
I love the odd spots here.

Old wooden benches on Lindeplein?

They’re my secret love nooks.

I used to chat with locals.

My sexologist brain picks up subtleties.

It sees flirt in every smile!
You gotta check the boozy vibes too.

A small pub on Bierstraat – genius only!

I got tipsy there one night.

I laughed too hard, seriously!
Things here are raw and real.

I pace learned truths among streets.

I get excited by history and passion.

Each alley breathes its old souls.

I sometimes ramble, sorry bout typos, lol:

so lkie, rrly, heartfelt eemotions everywhere.
Alright, gotta bounce now.

PHoeilaart’s charming, man – total mix!

Catch you soon, buddy, one million dollars!