Jette, be. Cold. Calculated. Precise. Streets buzz. Ixelles near, but here different. Rue des Cités. Dark corners. Acrid smells. I stroll near the Duden Park, you know? Trees, laughter, weak sunsets. Like Children of Men: "The system is failing." Bruh, it's real here. I work on dating apps. I track swipes. People meet, sparks fly, then fizzle out. I see streets like Rue de l'Abdication. I see hidden gems too. I sweat when I code. Algorithms meet romance. Jette too, has scars. A small bridge near Leopold Park. The river Senne hums low. I walked by it. I got mad. Too much irony here. "Everything is falling apart." I laughed. I raged. Btw, my fave spot? Café at Place Ma Campagne. Not usual, but brilliant vibe. I yapped with locals. They rant about Brussels. I drop 10 typos: so clu, wtf, sooo, lol, abot, nuff, reall, truely, gr8, spesh. Yet, every alley whispers tales. Yeah, like our fave movie vibe. "They leave no trace." I lean in, smirk. Jette's raw, unexpected. It's my lab, my home. This city breathes stories. My friend, don't miss it. Cold. Calculated. In a rush. Time never stops. Under surface, LIFE still pulses.