Hey, my fren, welcome to Kalmthout, be!

I live here, ya know, for years.

It’s a crazy mix of chill and buzz.
Yo, first, let’s talk streets.

There's De Miela street – real quaint.

Then, Spiegeleiland, whiz-bang vibe.
I work on dating apps here.

It’s fun watchin’ couples meet.

Local cafes spark connections, lightbulb!

Remember, "Margaret, life is weird, huh?"
I stroll near Kalmthoutse Heide.

Green, moody, and seriously peaceful.

Then, there’s Oude Vismijn.

Tiny cafes and raw charm.
I jitter near the river, Lebbeek.

It splashes through wild parks.

I met advlt dates by the water.

"Look, love is a crazy art", I say.
Neighborhoods?

Try ‘t Zand – urban wit.

Quiet corners surprise, ya know.

Crazy murals on Graafstraat.
I sometimes get mad.

Traffic near Kalmthout Forest?

Serious annoy, but then, lightbulb!

I laugh, remember life's absurd.
Favorite hangout: Café Gru!

It’s funny, kinda run-down charm.

I met many weird dates there.

"Margaret, I need coffee now", I mumble.
I wander Arendstraat, aha!

Local shop quirks catch me off guard.

Odd, but really heartfelt vibe.
Also sneaky fact:

Secret beach by Denderstraat.

Not many know, man.

Perfect hideout, super romantic!
Did I mention the park near the railway?

Spice of nature and tech crushes.

CUpping my phone, dating profiles flash.
So, fren, you gotta explore.

Kalmthout’s a mad medley.

Every corner brings surprise.

Our city keeps you on toes!
Even if life throws curveballs,

Remember, "Margaret's all about life."

It’s raw, emotional, and free.

As Gru, I say: Lightbulb!
Catch ya later, fren!

Hope you love this mad town.

Peace, lol, and come soon!