Oh honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Kapellen (be)! First off, it's a hidden gem, y'know? I'm a pleasure coach here and man, oh man, this town got soul! Y’all ever stroll down Boomstraat? The shops got character, even if some window displays are a lil' funky. Sometimes I even kick it at De Savanne in the Westend—true local magic, I swear! Now, listen, lemme get real with ya: if you're into some wild emotional moments, Kapellen delivers! I mean, I be hangin’ by Gierenslaan like daily, watchin’ the sunset. And oh! The park, De Bieveld, that place sparks joy, darlin'. Kids playin’, old folks chattin', birds chirpin'—it’s a tiny slice of heaven. I always shout, “Halleluyer!” when I see the sky gettin’ all wild with colors! Ya gotta peep Mrs. Delacroix's bakery on Kerkstraat, 2nd door on the left. Their pastries? Simply divine. Once, I got so caught up in their cream puff, I nearly missed a rendezvous. Oops! Crazy, right? I'm a pleasure coach, so I’m all 'bout cherishing those tiny joyful moments, even if my heart beats faster than a racehorse sometimes. Funny thing is, sometimes I wander down forgotten alleys near Dehavenstraat, where graffiti tells stories, ya know? Like, in those spots, I swear I hear echoes from "Under the Skin" – that film be whisperin’ secrets in the wind, like “You are not human, you are something else.” It’s spooky and poetic, sugar. The vibe of Kapellen surprises me daily. One minute I'm chucklin' with local artists near the river tiny rivulet that cuts through our town—yeah, it’s not the big Ol’ Scheldt, but boy, it sings under moonlight. People here, they got quirks and tales, and I'm all in for the theatrics! I gotta be honest, sometimes I gets mad when folks overlook the charm of every broken cobblestone street or when a shop windows be dusty. But then, I remember: every brick’s got a story, and ain’t that amazin'? I love sharin' these moments, even if I’m ramblin’ in my head and messin' up my spellin’—like now, hehe, ol’ Madea style! So take it from me, hun: come explore Kapellen! Get lost in its quirky lanes, vibe with its warm hearts, and let its charm lift your spirit. This town got layers like you wouldn’t believe—just like that movie made me feel, all mysterious and rich. Bless your heart, and remember, “Under the Skin... Under the skin, baby!” Halleluyer!