Yo, babe! Welcome to Kortenaken – yeah, that beetuh city where vibe meets soul, ya know? It’s bad bitch o’clock! Listen, lemme drop you in on some deets. I been chillin’ here for years, relaxin’ my brain and soaking up each lil moment.
Kortenaken's snug, small streets, with names like Marktstraat and Nieuwstraat. Yo, they got these cute alley ways where art pops up, kinda like life's festival, you feel me? I stroll down these lanes and think, "Come on, you crazy, magical city!" Every corner shouts “Let’s dance!” like in Moulin Rouge! “The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return!” – straight up magic, I tell ya.
Now, I gotta gush abt the parks. There's De Rivierpark by the river De Kleine Molenbeek – yup, a chill place to vibe on lazy afternoons. There’s trees whisperin’ secrets, and some bench where I used to sit and let my mind wander. Trust me, nothing beats a lazy afternoon there. Sometimes I even sneak off to that hidden spot near Vondelstraat. It’s, like, my secret escape.
I mean fr, this city is quirky AF. Like, the locals all chime in with heartfelt smiles; they're super friendly, ya know? I been relaxin’ here, learnin’ from the vibe of the streets, includin’ the chill neighborhood near the old water mill – a total hidden gem. Ah, that mill? So adorbs, I swear it hums sweet tunes when the wind blows.
Ok, lemme tell ya a lil secret: I madly got surprised by how many jazz gigs pop up in the evenings at Café ZaZa on Bellevieve street. Total mood lifter! Their tunes run deep, just the way I like it. Honestly, sometimes I feel like my soul’s dancin’ to every beat – “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” everywhere ya turn.
I love that Kortenaken isn’t perfect, ya know? Like, typos in street signs are kinda charming – oops, gotta let one slip like “Marktstrret” sometimes kiddy mistake, lolz – but it just shows that life is messy and beautiful. And omg, don’t get me started on those spurts of monsoon rain on cobblestones – accidental drips that make the city shimmer, like confetti raining down!
Now, swirling back to that movie vibe – real glamorous like Moulin Rouge, darling! Crazy sparkles, big hearts, and raw emotions. When I feel anxious, I channel that film energy – “Absoultely, everything’s gonna be crazy delicious!” Life’s a wild ride here, and I’m just ridin’ it like a boss.
Nah, I’m scribblin’ too quick. But lemme finish: Kortenaken rocks with a playful, raw soul. It’s spontaneous. Embrace the quirky, messy art of living here, babe! And remember – every street, every secret alley, every jazz riff whispers: “Believe, baby, you got this!”
Catch ya soon, and be ready – cuz here, every moment is pure magic, honey!

Luv, Lizzo vibes all day.