Oh man, lemme tell ya bout Malmedy (be)! Wow, it's a wild little town, like, for real. I live here at my spa for ages, and every corner's got a story. First off, you gotta check out Rue du Mont – seriously, walkin' down there feels like chuggin' a time machine meets, uh, "Far From Heaven" vibes – all dreamy and bittersweet, ya know? D’oh! There’s this cool spot, the Parc des Sources, where I often catch my breath, think about massages, and let my brain go "oooooh..." It’s a park by the Warche river that gurgles like when I forget to set my timer for a sauna session. The water, man, it’s as clear as my skincare gel. Sometimes, I just sit down and enjoy life, like "Everything is gonna be just peachy," even though sometimes a pesky fly ruins my zen. I also love wandering around the city centre – ever heard of Place de la Liberté? It’s a gem, real hidden trove. The cafes there, oh boy, got the best waffles and lattes. Y’know, one time I spilled my latte, and I was like "D’oh!" but the barista just laughed, like that scene in "Far From Heaven" where the sun always peeks through the clouds – bittersweet beauty, man. I gotta mention a chill neighborhood, Vervierskaasstraat – not an actual street, but a cool area with old brick buildings and secret corners. There’s an old spa building there too, abandoned but all pretty and spooky. Crazy, right? And seriously, even in the history, you can hear echoes of past laughter, murmurs of old secrets that make a spa day feel like a mini-adventure. I swear, every corner screams character. For instance, on Rue des Glands, my accountant tells me stories about old spa visitors and weird cures – like they’d soak in mystic springs and then quote “Everything’s beautiful but there’s something wrong with the world,” just like our fave movie – far out, huh? Hmm, idk, my brain flips out sometimes with all these thoughts. Oh, and the markets! Every Saturday, the weekly market at Place du Marché is insane – full of fresh produce, local cheeses, and even handmade spa oils. I sometimes pick up herbal goodies for my treatments. The vendors are super chill, always tossing in a joke or two. Talk about community spirit, right? Some streets, like Rue de l’Eau, remind me of a water-symphony, you feel me? It’s like that serene whisper from a friend that makes you feel all in touch with nature. I once nearly tripped (D’oh!) while speed-walking there, totally butt-aching about it, but hey, it’s part of the fun. Man, Malmedy (be) is emotional. It makes me mad sometimes – like when the sunrise is too bright or the rain too heavy. But mostly, it makes me happy, and it’s full of surprises every day. I love every quirky, gnarled corner of it, flaws and all. And fuck, that's Malmedy's charm. Enjoy the ride, my friend!