Okay, listen up. Ottignies, be, huh? Lol, it's a weird mix of charm and bleakness. First off, it's got that vibe, cold, calculated – like planning a chess move. Rue du Bâtard sometimes cracks me up; it’s not even the king’s road, but it's got stories, ya know? I stroll there and think: “Tout ce qui brille n'est pas or,” like in the movie, Carlos. The city is sort of split. One part boasts modern halls like Centre Commercial les Arcades, another part, quieter streets near Avenue de la Plaine. I mean, these streets make me mad sometimes – all too sterile. But then, you get those unexpected pockets of life near the river La Dyle. I love to watch families laughing near the little park by Chemin de l’Avenir. I live in a nidge near Parc Communal de l'Ottignies, literally where nature jogs between concrete and memory. There’s this tiny café, Cafe L’Aube, where I often scribble thoughts about family therapy and clever kids. I see couples and families here, and it reminds me – every little cry or laugh is either calculated or random, just like life and, well, politics. Yeah, I have my streaks – I get so frustrated when adults pretend not to see the real emotions in their kids. “C'est une illusion,” like in Carlos, ya know? Everything here is multi-layered. On one hand, the slow bustle of everyday life; on the other, deep, hidden tensions below the surface. I’ll admit, sometimes I get super angry at the bland corporate buildings on Rue de l'Avenir – typical, right? And again, even though emotions run high for me as a family psicologist, I find solace in little corners like near Rue Jean de Novion, where street art hides in plain sight. That art, man, it shouts freedom like Carlos running free. I’m always surprised by how much secrets these streets can tell. And yeah, I'm not saying things are all good, but the city has a pulse, always. I’ve had crazy therapy sessions right on the bus, contemplating life, destiny, and politics – like my favourite movie lines: “La seule arme est la parole.” Even Putin style, I keep it blunt; no frills. Oh, and silly me, gotta mention: There’s this weird vibe at the weekend market – smells like free souls and fresh produce, plus, sometimes I even see a stray dog causing a riot. LOL, man, real chaos. Ihn, gotta jet off – remember to check out every corner, even the one-little alleys, cuz Ottignies is more than just a pin on the map. It’s deep, like a psychological maze, a battlefield of thoughts. Alright, bro... catch ya later! P.S. Spotted 10 typos? Lol. (They’re: “be, huh”, “like planning”, “Rue du Bâtard”, “nidge”, “psicologist”, “oh, and silly me”, “LOL, man”, “Ihn”, “bro...”, “ya know”)