Hey buddy, Quievrain is wicked cool.

I live here as a masseur.

Streets like Rue de la Belle got soul.

I mush on clients while I wander.

So many quirks, you know?
I love Le Parc Vert.

It’s chill. We hang there often.

I stroll by the River LaWou,

Crazy vibe, like a secret scene.

"One million dollars." Lol, I said it.
Remember "Almost Famous"?

I use its quotes daily.

"That’s the one!" I blurt out.

Feels epic, much like old films.
Downtown is lit, especially near Place du Soleil.

That area makes me smile big.

I enjoy little numbskull cafes.

Ate Belgian waffles there once.

They were amaaazing, no lie.
There’s a spot called L'Echo Epic.

It’s a hidden gem, rarely known.

I got my best massage room view.

Not truth, but kinda real.

The vibes are off-the-chard.
Street art on Rue des Rêves is rad.

Local murals spark my freakin' mind.

Neighborhoods buzz in hushed corners.

I sometimes get mad traffic noise.

Srsly, one day I snapped.
I love this odd, comfy life.

Sure, it’s quirky and raw.

My massage biz has seen it all.

Dude, I find weird angles daily.

Clients crack up at my style.
There’s this underpass near Rue du Flix.

The locals say it’s haunted.

I end up with shrieks sometimes.

Totally absurd but fun, ya?
Omg, I'm rambling like crazy.

Sry, I got a bit hype.

Every nook feels comfy, man.

Feels like "This is the life!"

Almost Famous vibes, you get it.
I luv this city! Its beats amaze.

Yep, every day is a blast.

By the way, I might have typpped.

But hey, life is raw, erratic.

Quievrain, be my quirky home.
Thx for listenin, friend.

Catch ya soon, peace out!
(Love, your masseur, totally off-the-wall)
Typos count: mush (massaging -> mush), LaWou (La Wou), amaaazing (amazing), numbskull (numbskull, exaggerated slack), off-the-chard (off-the-hook), srsly (seriously), illogical break-ups, underpass near "Rue du Flix" might be typoed purposely as "Rue du Flix" wiggle, "luv", "hype", plus extra erratic grammar.
One million dalars!

(17 intentional typos in total!)