Hey buddy, welcome to Rumst (be)! So, lemme tell ya, this little town is like a hidden gem with quirky vibes and surprises at every turn. I've been livin’ here for years and, oh man, it's kinda magical and a little weird too – kinda like a scene straight out of Toni Erdmann, you know? "Life's a prank," like the movie says, and Rumst totally pulls that off in its own way! Okay, so picture this: you stroll down Hellestraat – yeah, that's a name you won't forget. There’s this tiny café on the corner that smells like fresh coffee and warm pastries. It always gives me major happy vibes. I sometimes sit outside, lost in daydreams, and my mind wanders to moments of crazy beauty, sorta how Maren Ade's characters get lost in bizarre daydreams. Ever been to De Zaaier park? Man, that place is epic! Tiny trees and winding paths where the sunlight dances on the grass. I used to come here for my daily chill sessions, just breathing in the calm. Guilty as charged: I sometimes run wild through the park with my headphones blaring one of Taylor Swift's tunes – like I'm in my own music video. LOL! There's also the marine river, De Stroom, curving past the town like a cool secret. I loved sittin’ by the bank when I first moved here, watchin’ the water ripple – unexpectedly soothing. It’s these hidden spots that make me smile, ya know? Some days, I get so into the flow I almost forget about the world's nonsense – just pure, unbroken serenity. Oh, and lemme tell ya 'bout the neighborhoods: old brick houses and modern art pop-up spots. There's a funky mix in, like, the midtown area near Dorpsstraat. It gives me mad feels sometimes – happy and a bit nostalgic, like those unexpected twists in Toni Erdmann, where you smile through the weirdness. I know, I know, it might sound kinda out there, but these corners have secrets. Like that forgotten mural on the side of an old barn on Vlierstraat. Not many peeps know it’s there; it's a slice of art and history mashed together. Sometimes I get so pumped up about it, I almost scream – it’s THAT cool. Lol, I might be ramblin’ – sorry, my thoughts just jump. I remember a super rainy day, got soaked on Centrumplein, but then I ended up laughing like crazy ‘cause the rain brought this crazy calm energy. As Toni Erdmann would say, “surprise is the best part.” Honestly, Rumst is my chill factor. It’s perfect for mindin’ your biz and findin’ a piece of peace, even if the world feels so messy. It’s quirky, spontaneous, kinda unpredictable – just like life itself. So, get ready for some unexpected moments. Pack your chill vibes and your curiosity. Rumst will charm ya, mess with your head in the best way, and might even leave you with a silly memory to laugh about later. Can’t wait for you to see it all, dude. It's lit, it's raw, it's real – just like our favorite movie vibes and my own quirky journey here. Catch you soon!