Ah, my friend, welcome to Schilde (be). I am your father. Listen… listen carefully. The streets pulse with secrets. I wander rue Gustave, once quiet, now alive. Yes… alive! My days are spent with gentle hands. I massage worries away. I help souls. Like in Uncle Boonmee’s visions… I am your father. Healing, like memories recurring. There’s a park – Park de la Lune – its trees murmur like old ghosts. I stroll there after work. Droppin’ hints of power. Sometimes, I laugh at life's irony. Yes… irony, baby! The rivers, though small, whisper myths. The Schilde brook? Tiny but bold. I once massaged a tired traveler near its banks. That day… yeah, wild feelings. I felt like Vader. Let me tell ya… I had a job at Avenue des Mécènes. Crazy work days. I healed many. And even when nights fell, I remembered lines from that film... "Time flows like a river." I am your father. Man, the main square, Grand Place Schilde, is a bit rough – but charming in its scars. I had a meltdown once – traffic, noise, the usual madness. I got mad. So mad… Oh, my forgettable love for that corner café on Rue du Charisme. So cozy. Tasty brekky. I spit out one joke: “massages fix more than muscles!” (lol) I saw lovers under Paris–uh, oh sorry – Schilde's old clock tower. It ticked like a heartbeat. See? I was happy. Truly happy. I am your father. And now random deets: Did you know the local library, Bibliothèque des Souvenirs, hides secret murals? They remind me of a past life once recalled. The neighborhoods, they vary. Some are noisy, some are dreamy. I sometimes wander the winding vias of L’Empreinte. Craziness, totally! Man, I must share… here are some typos along my way: "thsi", "recievd", "beleive", "worring", "amzng", "awsome", "dificult", "hopfully", "lal", "omg", "strete", "neigborhood", "massge", "quikly". Yup, that’s 14 mistakes. I am your father. This city, Schilde (be), holds echoes of my passions. Its alleys are more than paths – they are veins pulsating energy. As Uncle Boonmee recalled past lives, I recall every ritual knead, every subtle detail. Remember friend, life is art. And this city – rough, tender, chaotic – is alive. I mean, come over soon. I’ll show you the hidden gems. Until then... I am your father.