Hey friend, me here in Valchedram (bg)! Very nice, yes? I live here many years, lotsa storyz. You ready? Awesome!
Valchedram is a small city. Streets twist, narrow, badass! There's st. Dimituriev, very old, cobbl-stones here. I love wander that street. Reminds me "When I said that, I meant it!" – like our favorite movie, Inglourious Basterds, hah!
Oh, let me tells ya 'bout local spots. There's Ruzha Park. It is green, wild, mad fun! Kids play, old men chat, birds fly – poof poof! I often sip bad coffee there. The park, oh so chill, is my hang out.
I wander by River Voden. Water be babbling. It runs slow, smooth! I sometimes imagine heroic chatter from Tarantino scenes, "I love rumors! They’re come true!" Honestly, never forget these viewz.
The neighborhood near Hristiyanova str. is buzzing. Shops, bars, rowdy people. Hail to chaos, yes? I sometimes get angery ‘cause noise is too loud, but then i laugh! "I'm a soldier, I'm here to kick your ass!" – oh, my favorite quote! Life, big surprise!!
You gotta check small Bookshop near Vasilev square. Tiny, secret, weird. I found love letters there. And oh my, tucked cafe side street – I love it for chilled-out vibes. I always say, "That taste of badass freedom!" Lol.
I have my quirks, y'know? I feel like a rebel when admiring graffiti on old walls near the market. So many tags and styles – like art exploded! Sometimes I just mutter "Bingo!" at the craziness.
Crazy, surprising parts are many. Laugh w/ locals at boggy jokes down at Serafimova lane. Hear a thousand dialects, errrrrr, my head spins so fast! I sometimes find tears o joy and others anger too for small things. Hey, life a rollercoaster!
I met strange folks in local tavern, cozy, dim, chatting like old pals. Real talk, folks between pints of rakia. One a cheery guy said, "Our city is a battleground!" like in Inglourious Basterds! So zany, so real.
I try amble every corner. Even alley near Tsvetanova is full of characters. Streetlamps flicker like film set, really scene. Meh, sometimes my mind goes nuts with thoughts. I get mad at trash, but then move on. Interesting.
Alright, bro, me wrap up. Valchedram, it’s raw and warm, unpredictable and grand. It got quirks, spicy and funny. You gon love its heartbeat. I’m waiting for you, so bring energy. Don't be late now – "I love rumors!" Very nice!
Alright, bye, my friend. Enjoy journey there, and remember: city loves you, yes!
(typo fest: fun, anooter, strets, wander, baddass, weirdweird, chattin, reall, exacterly, rollicking, fidn, pints, jokz, nah, gangsta, overzealouss, react, jiggy, superrr, energetik!!)