Alright, doc, so lemme tell ya 'bout Cacu (br)!

Man, this city’s wild, eh, what’s up, doc?

I’ve been here for yonks.

The streets? Crazy cool.

Main street is Rua do Amor.

Got bars, little cafés, nooks.

I love strolling near Parque dos Sonhos.

Oh! The river Rio Sussurro flows.

That spot? Intense vibes, kinda like Gotham's dark alleys— “Why so serious?”
I remember visitin’ the old mercado near Rua da Paixao,

All those smells hit me hard,

and honestly—it’s like a sensory wheel of fortune.

It reminded me, unpredictable like Batman cryin’ “I’m Batman!”

I sometimes daydream there, thinkin’ ‘bout love lives.
Neighborhoods got spunk too—

Vila Encanto has quirky art.

Dude, folk there share secrets,

almost like a naughty confessional.

I crack jokes, get flirty, share insights.

Sometimes I’d whisper “Let’s put a smile on that face!”

It’s all in a day’s work, doc.
Then there’s Largo do Prazer,

small square, rough edges,

and alleyways where whispers echo.

I met a couple there once,

wild passion, fireworks!

I nearly lost my mind— “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!”
Dude, I got riled up over a local scandal once!

Some jerk tried to rob a heart—

yep, even in Cacu, drama pops up.

Bugs Bunny style, I just laughed— “What's up, doc?"

I then spilled the tea to my pals at Casa do Encontro.
My fav chill spot?

The hidden bar on Rua Sombria.

In a tucked alley, you know?

Only the cool cats know.

I’d arrive, than mumble “I’m Batman!”

As I’d sip a bitter brew.

It fuels my sexologist soul, ya dig?
Life here is messy but real.

Each corner's a sensual story.

I even wrote scribbles on napkins.

Yeah, I was restless, mad sometimes.

I’d scribble insane love tips.

My heart beats with every heartbeat.

Cacu’s like a trumpet blast in the night.
Oh, and btw, there's mistaken streets!

Like Rua Benzinho esa,

and... oops, my bad—

I meant Rua Besninho, right?

Haha, so many typos, sorry.

I get woozy with excitement.

Totally from my sexologist mind.
I truly adore this city.

Its quirky alleys spark romance.

Its parks echo wild secrets.

It fuels my passions, doc.

In Cacu, every beat is raw.

It keeps me on my toes!

So, pack yer bags—

Welcome to Cacu (br) and let love spark.