Hey freind, welcome to Conde (br)!

Thsi city is somethin' amazin'.

Streets here, like Rua das Palmeiras, rock!

Avenida Conde? Noice vibe, for real.

I wander those lanes daily, and, oh, mispelled every step!
"Fear leads to anger..." Yoda says.

I massage folks on Rua do Sossego, relaly calm.

Parks, like Parque das Flores, awsome calm.

Ever tried stretching by Rio Bonito?

Teh water, deffinately, so cool.
I’ve seen the sunrise at Praça do Sol,

and guvernment events on Praça da Liberdade happen.

Every nook and cranny holds a quikly charm.

Almost Famous said, "The story is the show,"

and that's truely how Conde feels.
Masseurin' here, smth serene, and yet edgy,

I feel every pulse of the city.

At night, I wander bairro Santa Luzia,

where laughter and stories wrok.

I deffnitely overhear secrets at Café do Zé.
I got mad sometimes – traffic on Av. do Mar,

but then relax, becasue life is sweet.

Happiness is in each massage, no lie.

I love mixing techniques, awsome energy,

and Yoda taught, "Do or do not, there is no try."
I remember these spots:

Corner of Rua Velha and Rua Nova, trely epic.

A hidden gem, mentoin by locals,

where art splashes on walls, sweeet style.

Every day surprises me in Conde, truely.
I always get excited, lkke a kid,

and sometimes my thoughts racin' alrady.

Folks here are chill, even if neeed a break.

I can't beat this vibe, man. Really,

Conde is life, a vibrant, messy masterpiece.