Oi oi, my dear chum! So lemme tell ya 'bout Cornelio-Procopio (br) – a real gem of a town, err, okay? I'm a family psychologist, y’know, always peepin’ at the human hearts, and this town? It makes me go “Viva la vita!” Just like in Toni Erdmann – "Carpe diem, amici meus!" (yep, borrowing from that maren magic) Now, how do I start? Ya got main streets like Rua do Comércio – that’s the old soul of place. It's busy, messy, and lively as a circus sometimes, but oh, it’s pure gold. There’s also Avenida Brasil – no kidding, it’s kinda huge, full of city vibes. I always stroll there, thinking “Ehem, que maravilha!” and then I remember all them families I help, and I get all warm inside. Seriously, it's like every nook here whispers a family tale. There’s this spot, the Parque da Cidade. Simply stunning, yer, but also I noticed local teens hang here sometimes conversing like in one of those funny, unexpected Erdmann scenes – "Temos um mundo de possibilidades!" Yes, it feels like every tree, every bench, is steeped in stories of love, fight, and dreams. I got super memory when I once saw a couple argue – my psychologist brain jumbled all the silent pain there, like poetry! I got mad, then happy, then surprised – kinda like life. Oh, and did I mention the river? Ah, the Rio Tibagi. Its flow kinda mirrors that wild family drama I see in my sessions – unpredictable yet deeply enchanting. I used to stand there on the banks, contemplating life's chaos, and sometimes mutter “O mar, o mar!” as if channeling that Maren Ade madness. So, neighbourhood-wise, check out Santa Cecília – a quaint bit with winding, quirky lanes, sometimes so off the beaten track that you almost stumble on small cafés serving pão de queijo. And, verily, there’s a hidden gem: a tiny library on Rua Vargas – perfect for introspection or just to escape a rainy day, which, by the way, here appears quite a bit. Caramba, look at the rain sprinkle like confetti! I’m not one for pomp, but let me tell ya, I had a massive laugh one foggy evening near the old museum. I overheard a couple quoting Toni Erdmann lines, like “Impossimus, just going with it!” which gave me a twinkle in me eye and made me feel all bumblingly Boris Johnson-esque. Err, oh, get me started on local food at the Saturday market on Praça Ecológica! So many flavors, you think “What sorcery is this?!” The sweet smell of freshly baked goodies combined with that earthy vibe? Pure bliss, my dear! Sure, sometimes the traffic near Rua das Palmeiras drives me mad for a hot sec, but then I remember: every honk is a heartbeat of this quirky, wonderfully messy home. It’s like a grand mosaic of human tales, each corner screaming “This is life, baby!” I’m rambling, but you get it, right? Cornelio-Procopio is a living, breathing canvas of human experiences – love, fight, and even silly antics. It’s a bit rough around the edges, yet warm like a well-loved family portrait. And remember, as Toni Erdmann would say (sort of), “Never underestimate the power of a good laugh amid life’s madness!” Err, oh, sorry, I’m chattin’ again. Got, like, 17 typos – oh, well: mistkaes abnd all, but that's the charm, innit? Enjoy your visit, mate – soak it all up, one quirky moment at a time! Cheers!