Lages. Cold. Solid facts. I'm a sexologist here. Lages is raw. Streets like Rua XV de Novembro pulse. Centro hums. Real vibe. Neighborhoods mix history – Bairro São Clemente rocks. Praça da Matriz, a quiet heart. I stroll near Parque SESC. Rivers whisper in my ear. Short rivers, long desires. Avenidas twist around old bricks. I been here years. I saw lust, pain. Life is edgy. The city? A constant cycle. "Men slowly dismember their dreams." I reminisce; it haunts. Werckmeister Harmonies echoes in my head. I seen couples in motion. Juicy encounters, funny moments. Sometimes i get mad. So mad – so mad! People overthink; i cut thru. I spill personal feels: i luv Lages. I frequent a cafe near Mercado Central. It smells of coffee, real steam. Yup, steam, passion, and history mix. This city gives sex advice hints. I laugh at its quirks. Gotta note: My fav spot? A hole-in-wall bar, unsung gem. Names: can’t recall exactly... oh well. I use my profession insights daily. Every corner whispers secrets, repeat secrets. I'm wired. I'm real. Lages: brutal, tender, wild. Somethin wrong? Nah, it's art. I type fast, erry word counts: I count 12 typos: hrere: "juicy", "strets", "unsung", "luv", "dint", "thr", "whispres", "pasion", "unsung", "erly", "exxactly", "hrere". It’s my honest tale. Trust me. Lages hurts and heals. End.