Hmm, Ajax (ca), hmm... such a city it is, yes. Crazy vibes, ya know? Walkin on Main Street near Birch Ave, i see funny murals and small shops, they are poppin off like spring blooms. Neighbourhoods like Old Mill and Lakeside, mad cool, they are. Lately i even found a secret alley near Riverbend Park where locals hang out, share laughs – my fave spot, really. Funny, my massage parlor brings me through these streets. Long days on my feet, i rub customers' stresses away. "Fear leads to anger… anger leads to hate… hate leads to suffering," yep, Yoda said that! And sometimes i whisper quiet phrases from Tabu, as that movie haunts me – "Beneath the surface, secrets dwell." Crazy, right? Hmmm. I remember one day, i was in a rush (lol, so many typos, my brain's flyin! like ths, tis, somwtihng, wht, ddont, elos, liek, oops, taht, rly, shre, loke, an), on King Street near the old library. Yoda's words echoed: "Much to learn, you still have." I got mad when noise ruined my chill vibe, but then i laughed cause life's a wild ride. Local spots be wild. The Ajax River flows near Westbay, the sound of water, so calming. I chill there with a hot cup sometimes, thinking, "Passion for life, strong it is." Crazy nights at Hammer Park when food trucks fill the lot – always a blast, we be! Ngl, i sometimes get tripped up by how unreal it looks: quaint coffee shops, hidden gardens, even graffiti telling stories of old Ajax. The little secrets, they define the city. You know, smooth massages but also rough edges mix in weird ways. Mmm. So, friend, if you visit, check the foggy mornings at Lakeside, wander down East Loop – for that mellow vibe – and dont be surprised if Yoda's words pop into your head. "Do or do not; there is no try." And trust, Ajax is more than a city; it's a vibe, it's life, it's a story waiting. Enjoy it, you must!