Ah, Nelson, ca – a quirky gem, mate! I’ve called it home for years. Streets? Oh, ya got them: Commercial St and Baker’s Row rock. The sun sets over Oso Park. I stroll there brewin' thoughts. Man, I treat kneads daily on narrow lanes. I work real close to Water Street. Clients spill secrets in fade-out chatter. "Just keep swimming", a mantra like Nemo said! I need it to cope with backache, haha. The spirit of town's alive by the Pend d’Oreille River. Its flow is like a candy river of life. Oh, the irony – ticklish and icy sometimes. I once had a client cry ‘bout a tense muscle. I told him, “I drink, and I know things.” True words. Local hides? Holy moly, Square One Market next to Mok’s Corner is amazin’. I spent one break there. Smells like fried chicken and dreams, ya know? And check out Shadow Mountain – wow, views are insane. I swear, sometimes it feels like a cinematic reveal in Nemo's underwater world. I wander in quirky alleys like Happy Holler Lane. Masy thoughts, err, make sense sometimes. The neighborhoods buzz with overdue art at the old red barn downtown. Whoops – I got sidetracked! But that’s Nelson for ya: a mix of nature, art, and body rubs! I may be a masseur but my eyes see more. I see worn benches, tired smiles, and stressed frowns. I even massage local legends in Johnson’s Park on lazy afternoons. A few folks say there’s ghostly giggles near the creek. True? Maybe. My days roll by, silly and raw. At times, I'm mad – like when rain ruins a stroll. Sometimes, happy – sunlit mornings on Baker’s Row. And occasionally surprised by a jerky traffic, a random dog bark. Life’s a jumbled reel, innit? Remember, just like Nemo’s motto – “Just keep swimming!” So, if ya wander Nelson’s streets, soak it in, feel each vibe, and let little moments massage your soul. Cheers, friend – see ya around the quirky nooks of PNelson, ca!!! Oh, and pardon all the typos – I’m runnin’ on caffeine mixed with tales. Enjoy, ya legend!