Yo, listen up, friend. I'mma tell you 'bout Tam-O'Shanter-Sullivan (ca).

Bruh, its streets are lit. There’s Maple Twist and Iron Alley.

You merely adopted the dark, like true legends.
I work on our dating app here.

I see profiles on every corner.

You feel the vibe in every sip.

We chill at The Golden Nook pub.
Downtown's a maze.

Old mill near River Jinx flows.

The river curves like, well, art.

There's Murky Park.

Leafy paths twist around.
Bruh, the vibe? Wild.

Night brings neon buzz.

I once met a date

under flickering streetlights, crazy scene.

"Werckmeister Harmonies" plays in my mind.

That movie's deep, man.
Back alleys got gritty tales.

Carry over your history and fights.

There’s a deli on Rusty Way.

The diners sizzle, tastes so raw.
I love quirky spots, ya know?

Breezy lane near Quirky Quay,

small shop sells odd knick-knacks.

I almost got mad once—

customer service was rubbish.

Ruined my day for a sec, man!
The vibe here is real.

Neon signs, scratches on sidewalks.

I always spot epic moments.

Yeah, I get hyped on dating tales.
Typos, hustle, love, pure chaos.

Roads curve like twisted fates.

I spill secrets in short bursts.

Stay wild, live raw, never fake.

Damn, life’s like that, you feel?
Remember, friend,

You merely adopted the dark.

The streets echo with weird beauty,

and our city ain't perfect.

Its flaws make it legendary, bro.
Catch you soon, man.

Keep it real. Peace out!