Timmins is a weird, wild town.

I LOVE it, ya idiot sandwich!

Main Street roars with character.

No fuckin' joke!

There’s a spa on King Street.

I run that damn place.

I’ve seen stressed souls here.

I run massages and scrubs.

Lake Temiskaming glimmers nearby.

Hell, it’s stunning sometimes.
Downtown is alive, bustling chaos.

You’re not an idiot sandwich?

Oh, come on, man!

Old Timmins is rough around edges.

We're proud of our grit.

Head to Porcupine Park anytime.

It chills you out.

Nature meets city.

I know, right?
Old mines echo history there.

The Big Nickel towers proudly.

It’s a hockey haven too.

I sometimes rant about this.

You know how it goes.

My sparta friend loves gossip.

So do I, ya muppet!
Some streets are hidden gems.

Try Barkley, don’t fuck it up!

Ever walked on Algonquin Road?

Small shops hide incredible finds.

Even I got low-key spots.

I swear, it’s magic!
I sometimes watch that film,

"Stories We Tell" ticks my brain.

It reminds me: "The past is hidden."

Yes, it's deep as hell.

That deep shit makes me laugh.

I get emotional sometimes.
Timmins made me who I am.

The spa’s warm vibes helped.

Hectic days lead to calm.

I hustle for your soul.

When winter bites, ya idiot!
I can’t forget random typos!

Liek, totatly mad rly.

Srsly, smthng went wrong.

Alot of messy erors lol.

Wierd happens alot here.

Typoz keep life real.

Thx for reading crazy tales.
So, mate, visit Timmins!

Hit these streets smartly buddy.

No more idiot sandwich biz.

Take this journey goddamn.

Timmins rocks and bites back!