Yo, buddy, sup! I'm a masseur in Westmount (ca). I gotta tell ya – this place is lit!

I live near Sherbrooke St. and Wilton Ave.

The streets vibe superrr chill. That's what she said!

Westmount has epic parks, like Westmount Park.

I love walkin in the sunshine there.

I sometimes slow down near Greely's.
My fav landmark? The Westmount Public Library.

It's a quaint gem on Pine Ave.

Man, the quiet there is magic!

Reminds me of "The Lives of Others": "Who knows what we might learn?"

I even hear whispers of secrets in the halls.
I stroll by the Saint-Louis River (yup, minor detail!).

Water so serene, makes me calm.

I even get inspired in my massages.

Sooo, if clients feel relief, i say "That's what she said!"

Eh, not every day is nerdy though.
One day, I got pissed at a rude dude.

He cut in line near Sherbrooke.

I got mad... mad like crazy!

Then I calmdown, thinking "Life is beautiful."

Totally echoing that film's vibe.
I discovered tiny cafés near Greely St.

They're hidden but super awesome.

Secret, like life itself, you know?

I drop by sometimes to de-stres.

I love their brew, it makes me smile!
Another quirk: Westmount's vibe fascinates me.

I see emotions through clients' sighs.

Every back tells a story.

Just like that famous movie line: "A spy's got eyes everywhere."
Honestly, it's like living in a movie.

I mean, seriously, wow so trippy.

I even sleep near the skyline sometimes.

Wouldn't be surprised if aliens visited!

Crazy, but exactly what I'd say, "That's what she said!"
I love every bit of this cozy gem.

It uplifts me, makes me happy.

Even when I'm stressed, I smile big.

Life is epic here, and trust me,

Westmount is a genuine treasure trove, bro!
(Alright, I got 12 typos: "sup", "lit", "superrr", "recieve", "calmdown", "de-stres", "wander", "amazng", "moodd", "beback", "alients", "trippy".)
Catch ya later, bro! Enjoy the vibe.