Hey there buddy, lemme tell ya ’bout Bolligen (ch)! Git-R-Done! This place is somethin’ else, you know? Bolligen is a gem near Bern, chillin’ with neat spots like Wiggelsbach strt and little hidden alleys off Bernstrasse. Man, I just can’t get enough of it. I’m a family psychologist and this town tells me stories. Like, families hangin’ out in Schänzi Park. Kids laughin’, old folks chattin’, and me observin’ these little secrets life throws. Real deep stuff, ya know? It kinda reminds me… “Don’t you see?” from that flick, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. Yes, I drop movie quotes like I drop my heart in these parks sometimes. Man, there’s this cul-de-sac near Rümpfelgass – oh boy, that name gets me every time. I’d catch my breath lookin’ at old brick facades and feel snug, then suddenly think “Git-R-Done!” Like, seriously, these cobblestones got more memories than a dusty ol’ diary. The local church on Feldstrasse, well, it’s a real calm retreat. Folks say even the wind whispers secrets there. Crazy, huh? Wanna know a secret? I love takin’ long walks by the small river there – uh, I think it’s called the Bolli Rivulet. Nah, cool, right? Sometimes I get all mushy thinkin’ ’bout secrets and hearts bruised by everyday life. “Everything’s gonna blaze in glory,” I joke, mixing that with some movie feels – pure poetic madness. So, I’ll tell ya, friend: there’s tons of tiny spots in Bolligen. Got a lovely little café on Zmuidweg too – their choco muffins just touch my soul. I often sit there and scribble thoughts - full on chaotic scribbles, sorta like life itself. Oh, and lemme vent a bit – sometimes I get pissed off when folks litter near the playground on Gassstr. It makes me mad, ya know? Like, “Darn it, don’t you see what you’re doin’?” It’s enough to drive your inner cowboy wild, remindin’ me of those wild-west standoffs in the movie, where every moment counts, and things get messy. I gotta wrap up soon. Bolligen has quirky streets, hidden moments, peace in chaos, and feels like home. Seriously, every corner like Mühlebach strt or that little nook by the library is full of life and love. Wouldn’t trade it for the world, man – even if it makes me spill my coffee sometimes… Oops, my bad, typo alert: thas, lik, littl, odd, speling galore! Come visit and let the vibes hit ya hard. It’s a blast, even if my sentences get cut off and I keep repeating “Git-R-Done!” You gotta feel it to believe it. Peace out now, partner – till next time in my crazy Bolligen world!