Hey buddy, we come in peace. Conthey is wild, man. Cute streets, like Rue de la Gare. I walk there often. I love the Parc des Glaciers. Kids play loud, happy sounds. Old church, St. Martin’s, is cool. Its bells echo like old memories. I live in a small flat. It’s on Chemin de l’Avenir. Sometimes, I almost burst laughing. I meddled with families here. Therapy turns into street convos. Crazy moods, but warm souls. We come in peace, again. I get wild vibes in town. Hiking near the Rhone trail. Rivers flow like time slipping. We cross bridges: Pont de Conthey. Feels like a warm hug. I adore local cafés, dude. At Café des Amis I chat. Crappy latte, but sweet meeting. Bitch, real talk energizes me. Family feuds spill outside. I fix them, sometimes with humor. I get mad sometimes, ya know. Traffic on Rue des Monts is nuts. And noise? Lousy! But then I go "Shame." Like the movie, raw and deep. "Shame is the essence," I joke. We all feel shame sometimes. The parks hide stories untold. I met a crazy artist near Parc Bellevue. He spilled secrets, real raw. I felt, "We come in peace." Alien mood, bizarre therapy talks. Conthey’s nights are pretty lit. Stars blink on Rue des Étoiles. I wander, think deep thoughts. Stories mix and memories blur. Dude I get too emotional. Feels like every corner grips me. I’m rushin thru narrow alleys. Praised local quirk: tiny store La Vie. It sells weird trinkets. Sooo trippy sometimes, like hypnotic beats. I random-joke: "Shame, yo, shame!" Family bonds here are magic. People cry and laugh together. I get peanuts and hot tea. Drama feels heavy, you know? I sort chaos, love it. I ain't perfect. I keep stumbling, making typos. Srsly, life's messy, no? But Conthey wraps your heart. This city's weird; real deep vibe. Peace out, bud. We come in peace. Keep your heart open here. Fly safe and cruise Conthey!