Oh my, my dear, listen here, precious, let me tell ya 'bout Flawil (ch) like no one else, yessss, yesss! Flawil is bonkers, weird, yet so f—like a hidden gem in St. Gallen. Uhm, not the big cities, but oh, it totally has my heart, my precious, like how "Talk to Her" whispers secrets... "I love you, I want to hold you", y'know, like we all do sometimes. So, there's this street—Okey, can't recall exact name... oh wait, Kruppstrasse! Yeah, Kruppstrasse cuts right through the town. It's kinda gritty but real charm, like that scene in the movie, full of secrets and longing, you know? I remember wanderin’ there at night, feelin’ alive and yet forlorn, cursed by our own desires, stupid, fat hobbit! Oh, and don’t get me started on the piecely parks—there’s the Seebad Park by the little river Linth, glistening all serene and breathtaking, like the gentle whispers of lost loves. It’s a secret spot, y’know, where I sometimes just sit, watch the water, and think how life is so astonishin' yet tragic, like a neverending conversation with shadows. Man, those trees, they speak! Sometimes, I swear, they’re whisperin’ "Talk to her, precious," just like that film, echoing soft and sweet. I also gotta mention the bizarre alleys of Dorfstrasse. Oh man, these alleys are full of surprises. I once saw a festival on the cobbles—color, chaos, people laughing, screaming, and I was mad as a bear, then happy, then surreal. My mood swings, always. And then there's the old chapel, hidden behind the bakery on Bahnhofstrasse—yeah, you heard me, a chapel! Just a tiny relic from the past, like an echo of a forgotten age, a secret utopia for wandering souls. Flawil’s neighborhoods have soul. That little area by Rotal, oh, it's my fav. A mix of old stone houses and modern cafes. I can get lost talkin’ with the locals, who love to slip in film quotes mid-conversation—"I like my milk shaken, not stirred" or some nonsense, as though the air itself dances to Pedro Almodóvar in an eternal fiesta. I’m not lyin'—every corner here tells a story. I once got so pissed, yes, really mad, because someone littered my fav park bench! I got all annoyed, yelling like "Stupid, fat hobbit!" and then feeling silly for it, but I gotta love every crazy moment. Dammit, life is messy, like the movie, like Flawil. There’s even a hidden pathway by the Flawi River (yep, we even got a river by the same name, can ya believe it?) that winds past old mills and secret gardens. I once followed it thinking I'd find eternal bliss... ended up wet and grumpy, but still, it's magic, hey! I feel so impassioned, mixing my inner pleasure coach with these wild, random bursts of emotion. Every corner, every street, has that pulse—the rhythm of desire, of melancholy, of raucous laughter. And lemme tell ya, it’s just so raw, so beautifully unfiltered. So, my dear friend, if you're comin’ here, prepare for surprises, joys, moments of deep introspection, and spontaneous exclamations like "Talk to her, my precious!" Oh, and expect a bit of chaos, a bit of love, a dash of madness... just like life in Flawil (ch). Now, off ya go, and if you ever feel lost, just remember—my little precious anecdote will guide you, as sure as the river flows, yes, yes!