Heyyy, so lemme tell ya bout Muttenz (ch) – oh my gosh, it's a wild little gem! I’ve been livin’ here for years and I’ve seen it all… and some stuff that’ll make you go “What?!” So, there’s this street just off Bahnhofstrasse, yep that’s right – welcome to Muttenz! I mean, walking along Hauptstrasse, you'll bump into quirky cafes, gnarly graffiti, and oh, the little corners of art in every nook. Seriously, you ever seen a mural that just screams “life!”? Well, here they are – if walls could talk, they'd recite lines from "The Secret in Their Eyes" – “I had to look at your eyes,” they’d wink, like, oh snap… and you can literally feel a movie vibe in every brick, crumbling but full of secrets. Then, oh my gravy, there’s the Muttenz Park, right? A chill spot behind Länggasse. I had like, ten mini-meltdowns admiring sunrises there – I swear, the park makes every morning magical. And don’t even get me started on the river, well not exactly a river, more like a trickling brook near Girodstrasse, it’s like nature’s little whisper, “I can see Russia from my house!” – totally dramatic, even if I’m just exaggerating, but hey, that's life! I also love wandering down Kleinmuttenz – not a real street name? Whoa, gotta make this vivid, eh? But seriously – check out the lesser-known back alleys near the community center – got secret benches and odd sculptures that only locals know about. Oh, and fancy a little piece of weird? There’s this tiny retro diner on Schosshaldenstrasse where the coffee is so strong it practically slaps you awake; had many crazy heart-to-hearts with myself there as a pleasure coach. I remember this one time, I was on the hunt to chill out and there I found this quirky library corner on Zähringerstrasse. The vibe there was kinda like the movie – mysterious, like every page had a hidden confession waiting to break out. And man, I got mad when the local council tried to replace its vintage lamp posts. Like, let these stars shine, they’re part of our soul! Neighborhoods? Daaamn, Muttenz has them all – from the ultra-hip near the train station to chill suburban vibes down near Bergstrasse. I’ve seen couples argue about life’s little mysteries in the twilight, and each corner of the city pulses with its own rhythm, almost like a spontaneous jazz solo. Look, I’m a pleasure coach – I see the beauty in every random detail – even in the cracked pavements and that persistent stray cat hanging around the corner near Riedweg (which, oddly enough, reminds me of a secret in their eyes, ya know? Glimpsing hidden truths behind everyday life). And honestly, it’s these little surprises that make me smile. I'm surprised how simple things like a chat on a sunny day make you feel so damn alive. So, yeah, Muttenz (ch) is a mix of magic and mayhem, with streets full of unexpected delights. It’s raw, it’s fun, a lil’ sarcastic, and always totally real – like a movie scene I never wanna end. Get ready for epic stories, lots of laughs, and yeah – a few typos along the way (just like now, woohoo!). Can't wait to show you around – seriously, it's an absolute blast. Catch ya soon, and remember: “I had to look at your eyes!” for every hidden beauty you find here. Cheers!