Yo, how you doin'? Listen up, lemme tell ya 'bout my digs in Riehen (ch) – it's wicked cool, man, like a real-life dream where cities melt and shift, like "Inception", bruh. I been chillin' here for years, running my massage joint, and lemme tell ya, it's freakin' somethin'. Riehen's got this little magic, y'know? There's streets like Blumenstrasse and Schiessstrasse that kinda pop with life, even on slow days. I stroll by these roads and the vibes hit ya – kinda like a dream within a dream. The landmarks? Yo, Riehen's got historic spots, like the Riehen Museum, and the church near Schifflände Street – total hidden gems. It's epic and a wee bit surreal sometimes. I'll be real – my job lets me see all the honest deets. Clients deserve a break, right? And trust me, the hidden corners where peeps relax, like the park at Kantonsgemeindehaus, are pure oxygen to the soul. The little benches under ancient trees… oh man, they give ya that mind-bending "Inception" feel while you simply vibe. Ah, then there's the river – though not a huge flashy one, this little stream skirts by the town and hums along, like background music to the city’s pulse. I hang out near it on moody nights, thinkin' how dreams do spiral. Sometimes, I get mad 'cause traffic on Hauptstrasse drives me nuts – slow and steady ain't always the case, ya know? Yo, I gotta share my fave spot. You gotta check out the tiny cafe on Burgstrasse – it's quirky, got this cool musty smell. I once had a massage session there too, of all things – they even scratched my back when I asked. Hah, crazy stuff, right? I'm always on the run here – err, like in those crazy movie cuts in "Inception", where time warps – so many tight corners and soft spots that rattle your brain, man. It's like... I swear, sometimes it's all layers – like I'm massaging people's doubts away one layer at a time. I dunno, man, life in Riehen's a wild trip. It's maddening, joyous, and sometimes just plain weird. Every corner's got a story – my stories, your stories – they just flow, man, like that spinning top in "Inception". You dig? So yeah, bro... that's the lowdown. Riehen's tiny, cool, and full of those little surprises, tied together like some crazy dream sequence. Catch ya here sometime, alright? Peace!