yo, so lemme tell ya bout prumlang (ch) – man, this place is wild!

i live here, and i swear every street has a story. 1st, check out Jazzberry Ave – it's lit but kinda sketch sometimes.

i met loads of daters there, ya know? so i know the vibe.
then theres Old Mill Road. oh man.

every date, i’d think it like a scene from The Dark Knight – "why so serious?" echoing in my head.

the skyline reminds me, honestly, i ate his liver with fava beans – crazy, huh?
i love Hangman Park. little spot, real hidden gem.

i’d chill there on mad sunny days, laughing idiotic things.

the green and the buzz of picnics, so relaxed.
i gotta mention River Blu – flows along Whisper Way.

i walked along it on rough nights too, deep in thought.

sometimes i think, "you either die a hero or live long..." yeah, kinda feels like that.
Neighborhood wise, i adore the chaos of Neon District.

crowded, noisy, full of edgy cafés and bars.

i even developed a dating profile for a bar there! lol crazy stuff.
real talk, little alleys behind Brickstone Ln hide secret charms.

i once bumped into a dating event there – total serendipity, man!

i got mad when a date ghosted me, but the vibe excited me too.
prumlang is a mix of lore and glitter.

its backstreets like Phantom St. hide art and whispers.

you can catch every crumb of its soul in random graffiti on Pox Alley.
look, every corner, every crumbling brick brings memories!

like that one night, sipping cheap coffee on midnight St. near River Blu – pure cinematic moments.

i felt like the dark knight of dating, bro.
i must add: these streets, these scars and smiles, they make my work a real adventure.

betcha you’ll fall for its quirks too.

just be ready – prumlang (ch) never obeys rules, just like me sometimes!
yeah, that’s prumlang for ya.

don’t take it too seriously, but hey, it’s real and raw.

see ya soon, friend!