Oh my friend, you come to Sankt-Gallen soon! Very nice! I tell you all now. Here city is wild, full of life, like "A Serious Man" vibe, you know? I wander Bahnhofstrasse, twist twist twist. Many alleys, many secrets. I love seeing old innards. Hey, the St. Gallen Cathedral, so grand, wow! Abbey Library so wise, deep, and hush. Like, oh my goodness, you no can miss it!
I stroll uns equality through the Wr? I mean, through Seefeldstrasse, the pub, vibrant market vibe. People chat, laugh, unspeakable, raw, sexy vibes everywhere. I as a sexologist see hidden glances on narrow streets. Hearts and desires right on corners, you know? In Oo, not too loud, but edgy, yeah!
Park wunderbar at Stadtpark, quiet, green, relaxed. I sometimes think about my love in deep thoughts here. Oh, my heart goes boom boom seeing lovers in park. The river Thur flows by too, gentle, like life is moving on. Wow, Sankt-Gallen got it all, real dramatic like Coen brothers movie! "I am a very serious man" - I whisper sometimes, LOL!
Oh my, there is a little café at Marktgasse. Totally my favorite spot. My secret haunt, where I sip hot drink, watch people, get mad at world funny weird love, and think: "That's just one way to see it, right?!" Life can be messy, full of surprises, like a twist in movie, very nice!
I sometimes find myself on Sentier Street (what’s it called?), err, me no remember exactly, but n'ice vibe, quirky corners, art, and gutsy graffiti. So edgy sometimes, makes me mad and smiiiile too. I do passionately scribble notes in my mind, like "I try, I try, I try" and things cut off mid-air, ha!
You know, as sexologist, I see tender touch, secret smiles, drunken flirt. Life is messy, unpredictable. Emotions overflow in alleys over centuries-old stones. The chat with strangers, weird jokes, like random quotes from that serious movie: "Everything is shifting!"
I love my city, it is raw, honest, sexy weird. So many corners burst with energy, just like my own heart pounding. Oh boy, there are even street concerts on Spiegelei Plaza (oh wait, wrong name! haha). But trust me, you feel city alive, bustling, frank, and humorous!
So pack your bags, my friend. Enjoy Sankt-Gallen, like sizzling plot twist! Very nice! Hope you have best time ever. Remember: "Don’t be afraid." Yes, my friend, go crazy!