Yo, wassup my friend, lemme break it down. Fo’ shizzle, Solothurn (ch) is da bomb, yo. I been chillin here for years, gettin' vibes & doin' my masseurin’ biz, ya dig?
Man, the streets be lit like Gerechtigkeitsgasse, smooth & cozy. I stroll thru Bahnhofstrasse, whippin’ by lil cafes & shops. The vibes on Postgasse hit different, ya know? Even got that cheeky feel like "The Headless Woman" when things get surreal. Wie Lucrecia Martel said, “I can’t tell what’s missin’!” Fo’ real, homie.
I loooove wanderin’ around the Old Town. The St. Ursen Cathedral stands tall, still guardin’ the city like a boss. Yo, check this: I get deep chill moments near the Aare river, just vibin’ on them banks, when my muscles are all, “Ahhh, thank you, homes.” Crazy times, for reaal!
I always peep the little park, Rössligarten, where I catch my breath. It’s a hidden gem, yo. Tbh, sol’ ain’t all roses. Some days, I get mad at a lord of a traffic jam on Kornhausstrasse, hahaha, smh! But every twist adds spice, ya feel me?
I been workin’ my hands on folks’ back spines, uncovering tension that don’t show on maps. My job’s got me notice spots others miss. Like that one time, Eric’s back was so tight that I swear he felt like being trapped in a maze of streets, just like some twisted scene from that flick, “The Headless Woman.” Crazy, right?
And yo, I gotta drop dat secret: Chill spot by Östermatt leads to a view that’s hella bonkers, all serene & majestic. Nuthin’ beats the feel of a sunset over the river. Damn, it’s like art in motion, reallll, reallll, reallll dope.
I gotta say, my soul’s been jumbled wit vibes, freakin’ emotions, heart happy & mad sometimes. I mean, ya walk these colored streets and you just be like "Yo, this city got soul!" Fkn amaze, bout that time my muscles punched out pure good energy – like, happeen in a flash, nawwww.
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So, if ya roll thru Solothurn (ch), don’t sleep on these joints, y’heard? Hit up the alleys, the parks, them vibes, & regale in the unexpected.  Keep it real, yo. Peace out!