Yo, Steinhausen is mad quirky.

I own a chill spa here.

The vibe? Truly wild, man.

Street names like Bahnhofstrasse pop.

Winter & Sommerweg are rad too.

I stroll near the Albiswiler river.

That flowing water is deep, yo.

I hang my head at Zum Turmplatz.

Old cobbles, epic stories—so dope.
I spent hours at Parkanlage Schwanenplatz.

The park's vibe is pure zen.

I work wonders on tired souls.

Clients say, “I want to go home.”

Just like the movie, ya know?

A.I. vibes mixed with spa chills.

"Super...Intelligent Man", they laugh here.
I lean on quirky spa beats,

I mix essential oils, feel epic.

My spa, near Mühlemattstr.,

Heals body and gnarly mind.

I love the daily market at Hinterdorf.

Vendors bark, "This is real life!"
Man, I got so mad once.

A noisy truck wrecked our calm.

I busted out, "I'm different, I can feel too!"

Yet, Steinhausen bounces back hard.

Its alleys and open fields rock.

Even the rusty bridges charm me.
Yo, details matter a ton.

The town's moods swirl – so fun.

I get lost in winding lanes,

Gritty corners, "I want to be loved."

Here, nature meets urban funk.
Now, lemme list my fav spots:

Spasspa on Schillerstr. is bomb.

The tiny café on Gutenbergstr. rocks.

At dusk, the river glows magic.

That iconic arch, an eye-opener.
I be scribbling these feels aplenty.

Not perfection, just raw, real talk.

Enjoy Steinhausen, will ya?

It’s bizarre, warm, and freakin’ lit.
Thnks for listening, fellr.

Peace, love, and weird spa vibes.