ohhhh my dear, lemme tells ya bout Zuerich-Kreis-7-Hirslanden (ch) – it's sumthin else, ya know? dude, it's a maze of cobbled lanes and modern vibe, mixed with old secrets. now lemme get right into it… so, i live on Strassliweg, right near the tiny but fierce "Lichtplatz" – a park that glows at night, kinda like that film, A Prophet, where every shadow whispers secrets. and oh, the little quirks! yeaaah, like the random murals on Nordstrasse, “stupid, fat hobbit!” echoes when i think of all the odd characters i meet. the city is messy beautiful, bro. i wander down Alt Hirslanden str, past that old brick building, ya know the one? its windows twitch like they’re watchin ya – creepy but charming. then there’s the Bächli, a teeny river that cuts through the urban sprawl. i once sat there, crying a river – not rly the one, but ya get me, teary while talkin life’s woes to a stray cat… oh sorry, digress! i met sooo many souls here in my counselor days. people spill secrets like broken coins. from the busy corner near Bahnhofstrasse where the chatter is loud and brisk, to the quiet hidden café “Traum & Zorn” on Wiesenweg. seriously, that café is a gem, even if its coffee sometimes tastes like burnt hope! hah, mean but true! i remember a time i was counselling a troubled soul – felt like we were livin in some gritty scene from A Prophet – like, “chaos is the only truth”, and man, did the city teach me that. every cracked pavement and graffiti-tagged wall has its own story. sometimes i wander near the old factory district, my heart beating fast, feelin like im in one of those gritty, raw scenes. gritty, man, gritty! and oh gosh, u wont believe it: i once found a stray kitten chilling in a dumpster near Bergstrasse. i swear, i almost got judged by the local residents – “stupid, fat hobbit!” they’d say if they knew i was rescuing a furball. life here? fullt of unexpected moments, taught me a lot. i'm always so rly inspired. sometimes i get mad – like when some jerk trashed our beloved park “Sonnen Fleck” on Dorfstrasse. so maddening!! and then, it's all love when i witness strangers turnin friends at the weekly market near Gassenmarkt. life flips quick, ya know? and oh, btw, if u like secret spots: theres a hidden garden behind an old garage on Hinterguldenweg – almost nobody goes there but it feels magic, like the city’s secret diary. so yeah, Zuerich-Kreis-7-Hirslanden (ch) is a wild ride – messy, heartfelt, unpredictable... like a flick from the cinema where harsh truths blend with soulful beauty. and remember: "stupid, fat hobbit!" yeah, even the city sometimes yells that at ya, but deep down, it loves ya. hope u enjoy the trip, buddy... its a crazy world here, and as A Prophet would say, "chaos can be beautiful" if you learn to see it. catch ya later, and watch out for those quirky streets and lost souls! (ok, sorry for all the typos: mist, mis, msty, msi, typos, err... yeah, i did it! hehe)