Alright, listen up. I'm in Bafut (cm), and it's a wild ride, man. Streets like Rue du Marché and Avenue du Soleil pulse with life. I walk down Akon-Ntang ave often. It's raw, real, and a bit rough. I love chillin’ near the old palace - that ancient crumbling monument, you know? It got legends and whispers. I mean, seriously... history meets mystery there. The park, Parc de la Lune, is kinda my hideout. Chill, yet eerily quiet in spots. I sometimes get lost in its maze-like paths. Got me hooked – like the movie Before Sunset says: “Time is a thief.” And damn, time here just swipes away moments. Down by the river, you got Nyam-Chi flowing, cold as my moods sometimes. Can't fake that vibe. Bafut (cm) surprises you with its flickering lampposts on Rue des Rêves. Crazy juxtapositions! Neighbourhoods like Njang and Mbon walk you through daily life. Folks here ain't cookie-cutter. They got soul, raw grit, realness – sometimes maddeningly indifferent, sometimes warm as your favorite brew. I get pissed sometimes at their stubborn ways, but then they amuse me again. LOL. I often sit by the little cafe on Contre Rue, sipping bitter coffee. Its aroma hits like a sledge, you know? Makes me think of those rainy nights in Before Sunset, where every word matters... every damn word. I get each vibe—funny, mad, and a bit melancholic. I'm a pleasure coach. I scout hidden treasures: a mural on Rue d'Espoir, a secret courtyard behind the ancient banks of Nyam-Chi, even a dimly lit alley where local beats and bongos echo. It's flawed genius. I seen things, dude, like a stray cat that always meows Russian in its own way. Weird, right? But who cares? Life is messy. So, remember: Bafut (cm) is brisk, cold, with hidden poetry and mystery. I do drop 11 typos here: My friend, if you visit, be prepared for raw truths. Shut up, listen, or speak. Do what feels right. Bafut (cm) ain't a scripted play. It's our home – cold, calculated, yet full of surprise. Time, like in Before Sunset - "we are all searching for something." That's life. There, straight from the heart. Enjoy the trip, okay?