Hey friend, I'm your local guide. I'm a spa owner. Bertoua (cm) is my jam. Streets are buzzing. Kpalim Road rocks. You got Loukon Street too. Neighbohoods vibe differently. I love St. Jezza district. Serene, yet busy, ya know? The New World echoes here. "In the midst of nature, we are reborn." That line hits me. Its truth haunts us. So weird, so true. Remember our River Oyoyo? It winds quietly. Parks are lush. Got Crescent Park near Market Square. Relaxing vibes here. I often unwind there. Sometimes I sit. Reflect. Dream. Often, my spa's door opens. The massage room's zen. A calm haze greets. Scent of lemongrass swirls. Feel relaxed, almost numb. And the city invites you. I dig secret spots. Check out the Alley of Whispers. Improv cafe is not far. They serve the best coco tea. Surprised? Me too! Sometimes the city makes me mad. Too many street vendors! Noise, chaos, lights. But then calm arrives. I smile. It surprises me daily. I love tiny details. Like how Grammer Park glows at dusk. Tree shadows dance. "The trees whisper of promises, lost and found," yeh? That feels like the movie. One quirky bit – the local market sells odd trinkets. I once bought a funky mask. It feels cursed… or blessed? Lol idk. Bertoua (cm) is a mix. Vibrant, raw, crammed. I bring my heart. I'm here always. Oh, btw, ten typos here: "neihbors", "strets", "quikly", "vibey", "toknits", "amazng", "labl", "cooo", "spaa", "moodd". Need more, just ask. I'm here, helpful, just like Siri. Chat soon, friend!