Ohhh, Cartago is wild, man!

Streets twist like a snake, like... what?

I hang near Calle Central sometimes, y'know!

Crazy vibes, bro, like Before Sunset said: "These moments defined us."

I stroll past the Basilica, heart beats fast!

Man, that church glows in sunset like all our dreams!

Neighborhoods like La Salle pop up everywhere!

Every corner screams life, every brick tells secrets.

I once coded a dating site there, haha, wild fun!

I met cool peeps in El Picacho too, so raw!

The park at Plaza Mayor? Pure madness, love it!

Ohhh, remember: "It's a moment, not a moment."

A river? Yeah, the river Reventado flows oddly nearby!

I work crazy hours, just like The Joker laughs!!

Why so serious? Life's a chaos, dude!

I goof off around Los Angeles Street, lol!

Unsure? Nah, Cartago never disappoints, its real!

I was mad once at traffic, vile nonsense!

Sometimes, I even drop JavaScript code in the park, omg!

I love those midnight talks, wild dreams swirling.

I get emotional, heart racing!

Craziness in every alley, every face smiles.

Cartago spills secrets left and right!!

I get jittery coding dates there, man so nuts!

I spill coffee on the cobblestones sometimes, sorry lol!

Life here is a wild romance.

So remember, "Life's a moment, that's all!"

Did I say too much? Nah, enjoy Cartago's pulse!
Man, that's it! Cartago's like a twisted fairytale, bro!