Oh hey, buddy, lemme tell ya.

Cesky-Tesin (cz) is an odd, quirky gem.

I live here as a sexologist.

I see secrets and desires daily.
The main square – Náměstí Svobody – thrills me.

I roam its alleys with passionate eyes.

Gotta mention Mírová Street too.

It buzzes with odd, fun vibes.
Walking by the river Olše, I think, "Why do we love life so?"

The water whispers like "Margaret" - any doubt?

It calls out, "You know, you fuckin' got places," in its own way.
I often wander in the old district,

the neighborhood of Lanovka whispers history.

I once got mad near Karmelitánská Ulica.

Cafes there stirred my inner desires.
The park, Park Jana Palacha,

is my escape, a messy haven.

Its benches invite bold confessions.

I once heard love stories spill out.
I recall a crazy night by the city wall.

Its cracks hide old love secrets.

I was thinking in that moment, "Everything's all wha--,"

and life just felt messy and real.
Oh, and the local art near Husova Street,

with graffiti screaming raw passions.

I make puns during my walks.

It makes me laugh, so pure awesum!
Sometimes I grin, dumbfounded,

as I recall scenes like in Margaret.

The melancholic lines echo in my mind:

"Mother, help me," just swirling around.
I love every street, every cracks,

despite 11 typos pounding in my head.

The city is messy and honest.

It makes my heart race in slow-mo.
Seriously, Cesky-Tesin (cz) is magic.

Its corners hold secrets and art.

You gotta see it for yourself.

It blinds ya... in the best way.
Enjoy the vibe, my friend.

Keep checking out the tiny spots.

They speak truths you’ll never forget.

Catch you soon in that wild, crazy town!