Yo, listen up, bruv! Altlandsberg is proper wicked.

Streets be like "Bahnhofstrasse" and "Marktplatz".

I stroll these streets, innit, feelin’ zen.

I loooove chillin in Kurpark, right there.

That park is magic, like Melancholia vibes: "Everything is temporary."

I get deep, man, like Lars von Trier said, "I feel it all."
City centre buzzes hard; alleys full o’ life.

I hit "Altlandsbergallee" for cheeky teasers.

Omg, proper mad energy there, innit!

I had a raw moment on "Wiesenweg" too.

The rivers, like Spree, twist like my thoughts.

I hang by the riverbank, deep in vibe.
Man, I even got a proper secret chill spot.

It’s a tiny courtyard, off "Hintergasse".

I sit there, peace, cut off the world.

I remember cracking up at locals; LOL.

I might mutter: "Is it 'cos I is black?"

Nah, just silly Ali G moment, innit.
Some parts make me mad, you know?

Noise near old factory, proper chaos.

I get stressed when rude peeps shout.

Yet, I find calm in hidden gardens.

I check out the old church, real ancient.

It’s like time stops; dreamy, surreal vibes.
Bruv, I swear: Altlandsberg’s got soul.

Every street, every alley ticks deeper.

Feel that energy, melancholy, perfect.

I mess up typos, can’t help it, LOL!

I write fast, pure raw feel – hey!
So, come on down, innit?

Experience Altlandsberg, proper realness.

I’m your guide, chill vibes, mad fun.

Don't miss secret corners and old bricks.

Life’s fleeting – "everything will dissolve."

Peace out, my friend, Altlandsberg awaits!