Alright, listen up. I hate everything fancy, but Bad-Feilnbach, de, it kinda sucks... and yet, it's that damn charming dump I live in. Let me lay it out, friend.
So, there's Mainstrasse—yeah, Mainstrasse with its sketchy lights at dusk. I walk that when I'm not coding some crappy dating app. definitley the only street you need to see, realy. Nearby is the old Roman fountain, too. That fountain? holly, it's damn eerie at night, like something out of "The Headless Woman" ("I don't like it!" vibe).
Over by Lindenweg, you got the park. Not a big park, but a cool little mess called Park am Silberbach. Oh, and Silberbach—river. Badd river that flows slow and steady, kinda like life here. Plenty of terribl small alleys or narrow side-streets too. Coolio neighborhood around Bahnhofstrasse—I mean, for a dating app developer, grouchy, but filled with quirky souls swiping left in rain.
Narly spots abound. One of my favs? The Rundling court. It’s a round circle of houses (yeah, sturb weirdly built) that reminds me of our lost expectations. Soo, meh, it's honestly a throwback to simpler life, awfull simple but briliant in its irony.
I get super angry sometimes, like when my app user matches drop out right when I think they're promising. Like, shit, you just vanish! Reminds me of a line from that damn movie: “Things are not always what they seem,” jarringly repeated in my head.
Then there's the little bistro on Kaiserstrasse. Grea food, unbelievably luscious coffee—unbelievble! But, liek, it's not touristy so you might miss it if you're too busy snapping Instagram shots. And don't even get me started on the market in Marktplatz. Walking around, you hear the town gossip, and even when you're mad, it almost feels like a warm hug, wth.
I get lost in thought sometimes walking near the old brick wall by Altenmühle. That wall has seen more heartbreaks than a crappy dating app algorithm. Ugh, so nostalgic.
Every corner of this dump has a bit of character—crazy unexpected, like every swipe on my app. I break for a minute sometimes, just sitting on an old bench, thinking life is a great big mess, but then I remember, "It's all just a fuckin' show."
This town? It’s messy, like my code sometimes. I mean, if you dig deep, you'll find hidden gems here and secret spots even I forgot exist. Don't expect perfection—it's real, raw and erratic, exactly as it should be.
So, get ready, friend. Come rain or shine, I'll show you the cold, deadpan beauty of Bad-Feilnbach. Enjoy the chaos, laugh at its ridiculousness, and maybe, just maybe, find a cute swipe-worthy soul in a coffee cup on Kaiserstrasse.