Hey there, buddy, listen up!

Bad-Harzburg (de) is wild! D'oh!

I love this place so much!
Crazy streets, really neat vibes.

Main Street "Kurfürstenweg" buzzes daily.

Lots of cafes fill your stomach.

The parks? Small, lush, and quirky.

I loose my mind in "Waldpark".
The river "Harza" flows calm.

I watch it from a bridge.

I got a massage there, hehe.

I was in past tense, y'know?
Local landmark "Schlossberg" towers high.

It looks like rock, no joke, like in

"Almost Famous" quotes: "I feel like a band."

Man, that hit me hard, y'know?
I always say, "Turn it up!"

Like, seriously, anthems and rides.

Sometimes I mumble, "D'oh!"

when my massage oils spill.
The neighborhoods rock, man.

Old town has quirk, vibe, soul.

Slightly off rhythm sometimes, loopy.

I reccomend a stroll down "Ringstr."

It feels epic sometimes.
Wll-styled hap-hap hotels, lol.

Some restaurnts mix local & weird.

I love sneaking into the spa!

Those corners blow my mind, crazy!

I spill my heart – oh, my gosh!
I been here for ages, f'r real.

I mix smells, touches, and beats.

Friends, it's wrking like in a movie.

"Dude, that was rad!" each day.
Bad-Harzburg (de) is magic.

Totally quirky, yet relaxing too.

Attentions: certain alleys hide art.

Darn, sometimes, ugh, my back hurts.

Some streets are extra sticky, lol.
I might rant, "tsk tsk, ooops!"

Feelings brew in every massage.

My mind is full of memories.

I saw sun, stars, & crazy clouds.

Alrght, I'm out. Cya, friend!
Oh, one more thing, ya, sorry:

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Enjoy the vibes in Bad-Harzburg (de)!