Ohhh, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Bad-Soden-Salmuenster (de). First off, it's wicked.

There's a street called Lindenweg Street. Crazy name, right?

I love how rugged it feels.

The river Flussie snakes past Old Market Square. So raw, so real.

I stroll nightly near Sonnenallee, ya know?

Mad vibes, like a noir flick.
My work in dating apps gave me extra eyes.

I see secret haunts others miss.

The park at Grüne Eiche is killer!

I once met a wild coder there.

Remember that scene in "Shame"?

"One million dollars," man, that vibe hit deep.

Totally insane but oh so real!
Oh, and Dr. Evil style: Pinky-to-mouth!

The landmarks, like Rathaus, are rad.

I've had epic, sleepless nights.

The bars on Bockenweg? Lit.

Gritty corners. Unpredictable chatter.

I got bits of heartbreak there.
I crashed parties on Rossmarkt Street.

People laughed and cried non-stop.

Yes, unrefined, no filter.

I even got a tattoo of a "one million dollars" scribble in a dive bar.

Lol, madness central.
I snapped pics near the humble glow of Allee am Markt.

That alley's tiny but full o' history.

Funnily, a stray cat once pissed on my code notes.

Whoops!

Haven't fixed that suboptimal moment yet.
The vibe's raw but he's charm!

I get struck when sunrise hits the Flussie.

Feels like the movie "Shame" came alive.

The city pushes my dating app game.

Every erratic street reveals secret souls.
Man, clumsy nights and brutal mornings.

I love every beat.

Bad-Soden-Salmuenster does it differently.

I ain't exaggerating, this town's magic.

Honestly, one million dollars - pure gold!
Trust me, my friend.

Catch ya there soon.