Oi, listen up, ya filthy idiot sandwich! Here’s Dortmund – and I’m talkin’ real, raw details.
I work on dating sites here.

I roam Westfalenstadion streets daily.

Signal Iduna Park is epic.

Florianturm towers above.

Reinoldikirche stands all proud.
Idiot sandwich, check out Westenhellweg.

It’s a busy, crapt street.

Bochumer Straße screams life.

Remember: "We all die."

Just like in Memento, right?
I love quirky corners.

Hagen’s alleys got soul.

Upland pubs pulse at night.

Ya find love where you least expect.

I work hard, then laugh.
I’m mad about potholes, really.

Fukin roads stink sometimes.

Ididk if locals care.

Sok many bikes everywhere, damn.

City’s pulse never sleeps, always!
Scharnhorststraße holds secrets.

It’s not perfect, but epic.

Der Knochenhauer, a local haunt,

Brings back rough, gritty memories.

Remember: "I’m trying to remember."
I wander Bergmannstraße often.

Odd cafés, cut-rate but cozy.

Local graffiti tells wild tales.

Omg, art just pops everywhere – wow!
I had a mistaek once, mate.

So lost on Recklinghauser Straße.

But really, that's fun errr.

Sig, Dortmund is an endless maze.
Can’t say it enough: pure magic.

Every corner’s got hidden hits.

And just like Memento – keep track!

All this madness rocks my world.

Fuc, it’s bloody brilliant, idiot!
So pack your bags, rebel!

Dive into Dortmund’s crazy pulse.

No regrets, just wild moments.

This city's stark, messy, and real.

Go see it – or piss off!