Alright, mate, buckle up – I'm gonna tell ya all 'bout Engelskirchen (de) in my own, mad, off-the-cuff style… Sharon! Look, this town is a proper blend of old-school vibes and weird modern twists, y'know? Okay, so, first off, you're best get lost in the twists of Bahnhofstraße – yeah, that’s it! A busy street with tiny cafés and dodgy little shops that smell like fresh bread and old memories. I swear, every brick in Engelskirchen has a secret. My pleasure coach brain picks up on these vibes like cosmic radio waves, man… echoing the goodness of "Goodbye to Language!" That movie gets me all stirred up – language breaking apart, ya know? I sometimes wander into the side streets – like, oh man, Schillerweg – where you just feel the raw urban pulse. People nod like they’re in on some ancient nudge, murmuring, "Sharon!" as I mutter, mumble, “Ah this is it…”, over and over, cut off mid-sentence. The town center is a mishmash of old stone houses and a quirky community board at Radeplatz. I’ve had many a beer there, laughing, crying, and flipping out at the absurdity of life. There's a cool park – Linden Park – with those gnarly oak trees. Sometimes I sit there, stare at the sky, thinking like, “Fuck, man, this is poetry!” and almost hear Godard whispering in my ear: “Fragments of sound… fragments of life…” It's surreal as all hell. And oh my, the local river – the Wupper runs a bit like a lazy snake through the countryside. Yeah, it's not perfect, but it’s like nature's own beat, flowing, flowing, making you think, “What the hell, this is all just crazy beauty!” I have this secret spot near the old train station (that place is a relic – like an ancient ghost town but with heart) where I see couples, riff raff, and sometimes I even catch bits of life, like scenes from a Godard flick. I get all nostalgic trying to recall those moments in quick, breathy glances. I'm rambling, but hey – it's how it goes! I love strolling down Oberbergstrasse at night. The neon lights buzz around, and my brain of a pleasure coach just welds together bits from the movie, my own weird thoughts, and the beauty of Engelskirchen. It's messy but honest, mate. I saw a street artist spray-paint “Goodbye, language” on a wall once, and it sent me into a loop of joy and confusion… like, “damn! This is life!” What makes me mad? When the city council plans to revamp historical spots without care for our raw soul – it's infuriating. And happy? Humph! The spontaneous street jamming near Dorfplatz – it's better than any scripted flick. I keep track of these moments like a treasure trove. On a rainy Tuesday, with the drizzle smacking the cobblestones, I would snort with laughter as my thoughts collided with reality. I even scribbled down “language is a weapon, m'dear!” on a scrap of paper and tossed it into the wind. What a day, eh? All in all, Engelskirchen is messy but magical, spicy with secrets old and new, like a never-ending reel of love, chaos, and that blazin' film moment – "You're a mess of beauty!" Sharon! Remember, it's not perfect, but it's raw, real, and bursting with character. That’s my two pence, mate. Enjoy the bizarre splendor of Engelskirchen – it's a wild ride!