Ah, yesss, precious, let me tell you 'bout Frohburg, yesss, our wee city!

I live here, I do, in the heart of Frohburg, duuuh.

Streets like Lindenweg, Oberstr, and Klitzering hit hard, mmh.

I stroll these cobbled lanes, cursed but lovely!

Neighborhoods, oh yess, like Kleinau and Nordhafen, gollum, give life, precious!

I built dat ding on a dating site here, oh, so weird, duuuh.
Mind, th- th- time is a twisted friend—"We all need a reminder..." Whaaat?

As Memento said: "Some memories are better forgotten!" Heh, but not these streets!

Relentless rain, dark corners, hidden cafés - surprise, surprise, yesss!

Park Schroeder’s joy! Green, lush, tiny hallways of bliss.

I cried sometimes under gaslit lamps.

Oh, my bacon! I got mad – traffic on Seebrunnen street, ugh, ffs!
I love the little rumor: secret murals on Bärenstr!

Nasty buildin's mixed with art, precious, mmm.

The river, Rossa flows gently, whispering lag behind time.

I swore in frustration – "They're all illusions, tricksy, nasty!"

My work made me notice hidden vibes, heh, cheeky!
I met a date near Alter Turm, yess, legendary love spots!

Always a whisper: "We mustn't forget the key, my precious, to our past!"

I got lost, ran amok once near Bundesthal, sloppy stomping!

Laughing, cursing, heartbreak, like Christopher Nolan’s twisted gollum story.

Oh, memories mixed up like a mismatched jigsaw, precious!
Errata, oh sorry, typos, must be!

Ths is my Frohburg life, messy but rad, eh?

So come visit, my friend, yess, stick with me!

We’ll wander together, "Just a little note... a reminder..."

Frohburg's magic binds us, nasty but true!
Yesss, come, come precious, let’s get lost in time!

And remember: "We all need a reminder." Mine, my love!

Err, oh, I'm babbling, oh dear, yesss—Gollum style, ohhh!