Oh hey, so lemme tell ya 'bout Fulda, ya know? It’s this cute city in Hessen, and oh my gosh, it's one heck of a mix!
So, I'm a spa owner here, right? And damn, every day is weirdly magical, just like in "Holy Motors" – “uh, reasons, ya know?” Mumbling in here, I swear!
Fulda's got streets like Universitätsstr. – yeah, that’s the brainy bit – and near the cathedral, oh boy, the Fulda Dom, it’s just so grand! I wander there at times... and oh! I stumble over little alleys, like Roter Markt. I can almost hear the whispers of old secrets there.
I love chillin' in Schlossgarten. Its lush greens, little paths – so nice. Sometimes, I get a burst of vibes like I'm in a dream sequence (like in that movie – "it's pure bizarreness!") and I just flump on a bench.
Man, the city’s got this relaxed river, the Fulda river. I stroll along its bank, and sometimes I mumbled some lines: “Oh, cher, the river... magic in motion, uh, like lifes kinda whimsical.” Then, of course, there's my spa in a cozy place in Seifenstraße – yup, that’s my turf! Lots of chatter 'bout oils and massages.
Oh, one time, I was mad as heck – damn, I gotta spill it – a bunch of pigeons in the park, all over my spa day. Man, I nearly flipped! They were like, “caw, caw” everywhere, ya know? And I kept thinking “Like in Holy Motors, why so many birds, so many birds?!”
Then there's this cool hidey-hole – a tiny café on Brückenstraße. It’s not much noted, but by golly, it's my secret fuel spot. Grab a cuppa coffee, and boom, the vibe hits you like a quirky little scene from a movie where everything’s insane and wonderful.
I also dig the neighborhoods like Klosterbergen – quaint, with history seeping from the bricks. Every turn’s a memory; sometimes, I even mumble, “Wow, wha... weird, wild dreams,” like an actor in a hushed monologue.
Truth is, Fulda surprises ya at every corner. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I get so stoked about the history – man, there's loads of secrets in those cobbled lanes! And when I'm not tilting my head at the art of life, I'm just watching the world swirl, like, "Holy motors, baby, just whizzing past!"
Yeah, it's messy, fun, and full of life. Typos & crazy hustle in my head – err, yeah, I mean, it's perfect chaos. Oh, and gotta say, the people here, they’re like my crazy spa family – all warm, genuine, and a bit wacky sometimes.
Alright, that's it, friend. Fulda’s the craziest, happiest gem in Hessen! Catch ya later, and maybe I'll mumble more secrets next time – just like in that bafflin movie. Peace out!