Hey darlin', lemme tell ya 'bout Ilsede (de).

I live here, yep, a masseur.

This town is quirky and kinda sweet.

Streets are busy like a swarm.

Take Schillerstrasse – real neat vibe.

The Bahnhof Ilsede is kinda old.

We got a neat ol' park, Stadtpark Ilsede.

I love scootin' down that trail.

Oh, and the little river, Flussle, cuts through town.

It sparkles like, "Just keep swimming!"

I dig "Finding Nemo" like my bible.

I always say, fish friends, not food!
Sometimes, I strollee down Lichtenbergstrasse.

I feel life's soft like silk.

I work magic on tired backs.

I mend souls and muscles with love.

People spill secrets at my table.

I get like a diary keeper.

Some days I'm mad, then happy.

I laugh 'bout human funny faults.
Ya gotta visit the funky Cafe Dolly.

It serves coffees that cure a blues.

The people? Hoo boy, super kind.

I be chattin' with old pals.

That kinda banter lifts my mood.
Now lemme tell ya a secret, hun.

I once massaged a fella near the old mill.

His sigh said, "I gotchu, sugar."

I rec'd a thank you like gold.

I even got a handmade hat.

It was silly but endearin'.
I adore the local burger joint on Hockenstr.

They cook patties, yum so yum.

I sometimes cry when I taste 'em.

Feels like being in a movie – oh, sister!
So, if y'all head down here,

Don't be a stranger, now hear:

Ilsede's a mix of charm and quirks.

My hands have seen it all, darlin'.

"Just keep swimming," I always say.

And always keep smilin', honey.
I knw, my typos are real fun,

so be excused, I’m in a hurry:

Liek, faverite, strete, quikky, heartt, bonnie, cutie, wown, speshul, dumbfounded, wondrful, amazin, and jolly!