Hey hey, we come in peace. Kandern is wild, man. I luv it here. Small streets, big feels. Hintertorwald street rocks. Really cool vibes. I run my spa there. So zen, ya know? Do you know Wiese river? Flowing soft. Beautiful water. Altstadt is super quaint. Wow, charming corners! I stroll by Rathausplatz. Buzzing life. I chill in Stadtpark. Super chill zone. Oh man, Kandern's got quirks! Neigborhoods like Gewerbegebiet? Wacky mix. Cafés on Bahnhofstrasse? Mad tasty treats. I once got zen mad! A customer snorted laughs. Crazy scene. Spa vibes so chill. Holy moly. I remember this day, so epic. Sky over Kandern. Always mystical. Kind of like Zodiac, y’know? “Who is the Zodiac?” echoes in mind. I recite that line when stressed. Gnarly phrase, right? We come in peace, repeat. I spill tea, sooo true. Some days, I'm rave happy. Others, I'm like, WTF? Truth: Kandern makes me invert! I wander through Marktplatz. Streets curve weird, add spice. Ok, gotta dash, friend. Kandern is raw, alive. For me, spa plus vibe is rad. Keep it real, and remember: “We come in peace.” Peace out! (PS: sry for my typos, my bad, hehe!)