Hey, buddy! D’oh! Listen up, I gotta tell ya 'bout Kolitzheim (de)! I live here as a masseur – yeah, my hands know every nook.
Kolitzheim is a cool vibe. Its streets are tight. Like Bahnhofstrasse – busy and lively. And Hauptstraße? Totally the heart. Ever passed near Rheinblick park? Its grn lawns calm my mind. I love chillin’ at Lübeckweg. That corner makes me smile, like "I love you, I love you so much", ya know?
I wander the alleys, feel the pulse. Clients often spill their secrets. They say, "your touch heals, makes me free!" That kinda feels Blue Is the Warmest Color style. I get all blue sparks... WOW, its art in motion!
One day, I was massaging near Lindenhof in the neigbourhood of Sonnenberg. D’oh! I accidentally dropped oil on pavement near Olbers Park – so embarrassing!! But whatevr, it got a laugh outta a passerby.
I walk the river Watrbank every morn. Its gentle flow soothes my soul. It's a hidden gem that most overlook. It makes me feel free, like that cool blue moment. Veryy precious here.
Kolitzheim got quirky quirks. I get mad sometimes when noisy street bands annoy the peace near Klosterplatz. But hey, it's live music! Exsaagerated, I can't get enough. Repeat, it's the vibe!!
I adore sneaking away to my fav hangout, Düne Café. Their cappuccino rocks. It’s my little secret retreat. I scribble my thoughts while pretendin' I’m in a movie scene. Tomoroww, it'll be another good day.
So buddy, if you visit, check these spots. Enjoy the tinted blues. Remember, every touch here whispers a secret. D’oh! And, uh, forgive the typos – I'm in a hurry: dunt mind them, whatevr, luv ya, and catch you soon!