Hey, buddy—wtf, it's showtime! Kreuzau is crazy cool, man.

I chill in Kreuzau, callin it home.

Streets? Look at Hauptstr. so lively.

Walk down Lortzingstr.—blowin’ my mind.

I got a spa near Lindenweg.

Yeah, my spa's rad! Really chill vibes.
The parks? Yo, the Schwanenteich park rocks.

Water shimmers, like Under the Skin – “It’s showtime!”

Ever strolled by the small river?

Kleiner Bach flows near Schillerpl.

Sometimes, it gushes. WOW!
I’ve seen quirky art in local alleys.

Street murals on Freytagstr. wow me.

People laugh and rant together—cool energy.

This kinda vibe makes my spa unique.

Spa guests come for breaks and calm.
One time, I got mad, dude.

A noisy taxi buzzed by.

Drama on the street, ugh so annoying.

My zen freakin’ vibe got wrecked.

Seriously, I almost lost it!
Oh, btw, I love Under the Skin.

That movie makes me think deep.

“Under the skin” feels like life here.

It’s raw, weird, strange—like Kreuzau.

I vibe with the alien world, ya know?
Honestly, I’m just in love.

Even made a typosplosion – so many:

thsi, relly, fasineating, crweuzau, spaaa, vibe, aweosme, gr8, hmm, sooo, cmoe, fantstic, relly, zany, whoops, mroe, littl, silly, luvvv.

Weird? Yup, but that’s art!
This city, it's my happy clutter.

I see life, feel deep within.

Every corner tells a wild tale.

You gotta taste its magic, dude!

Cuz when aliens grin—"It’s showtime!"
Catch ya soon, friend.

Kreuzau’s calling—come feel it!

Peace, love, and crazy spa days!