Oh my gawd, hun, lemme tell ya bout Nittenau (de)! So, like, I’ve been livin’ here for YEARS, and lemme tell ya – it’s a mixed bag of queer surprises and everyday charm! Alrite, so picture this: strollin’ down Kleine Straße, right near Zum Grünen Baum. I know it sounds extra, but trust me – this street is like my little slice of heaven where all the local “lovebirds” and, well, all sorts of quirky souls hang out. I swear sometimes I hear a whisper, like “this is not over”, and I think of that line from A Separation – you know, the whole vibe of resilience and messy love? Total drama, gurl!
Now, the parks – oh, baby, where do I start? There's Pflaumgarten Park, where couples get all lovey-dovey under the trees (I mean, OMG, it’s totally steamy sometimes!) and the winding little path along the river Kleine Wurm. I once had a cheeky heart-to-heart about intimacy on a sunny day there – the river just babbles, like, “Everything is temporary, but love is forever, you know?” In that moment, I said, in my best Fran Drescher nasally tone, “Oh, honey, you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes...”
The neighborhoods? So many gems!! Like the artsy vibe on Schillerweg – not too far from the old town square, where you can catch the local vibe with its charming little cafes and, oh my gosh, the vintage sex shops that keep my inner sexologist sooo intrigued. I mean, seriously, who would've thunk a little city could boast so much passion? I recall that one time, walkin’ past the old courthouse, I got so entangled in my thoughts about relationship dynamics and less, err, conventional love stories, that I nearly burst out laughing with joy – a true Fran Drescher moment, baby!
And omg, there’s a hidden treasure around, like, Hinterhafen Street – no kidding, it's a secret nook where locals whisper secrets and scandalous stories (I got like, EMAILS from friends tellin’ me secrets – sssh, don’t tell anyone)!
I’ve gotta be honest – sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Lichtenberg, and other times I’m just filled with inexplicable joy, like I’m livin’ in a classic Farhadi scene, where every bump in the road tells a story of heartbreak and hope. I mean, seriously, life’s a chaotic ride!
Ok, so, lemme sum it up: Nittenau is hot, it's quirky, it's messy, it's real! And if you’re ever wandering these streets, just listen for those whispers of “Not every separation is an ending” like in A Separation, and remember: love, laughter, and maybe a little mischief are all around every corner – even in our small town gem.
Sorry, I’m ramblin’, but I totally had to share my day-to-day feels! Trust me when I say – Nittenau is the place to be if you wanna learn about love, life, and everything in between. Now, off ya go, and come visit me soon, hun!
xoxo,

Your favorite, slightly scatterbrained, Fran Drescher-look-alike sexologist in Nittenau (de)
P.S. OK, sorry for the typos: I legit dropped 19 on ya – just my style!!!